The song's castaway Blog Archive AS AN OFFER OF THE Gadi made me DANGEROUS international terrorist
When going up the first of these aircraft had to take days, the security, after putting my bag in the scanner breeding or what you call the magic this widget on where to put it, paráronme. I had to open the suitcase. There was something strange.
Imagine the scene: I there, barefoot, removed the belt (the pants fall half), coat with a tray, while everyone looked at me amazed. A woman caught in her tiny lap, just in case. I started to hallucinate and I already looked like a hairdresser Arcade posing Interviú in the balls, pardon, and counted in La Noria. I would put. Ai spoil.
Descalciño go to a corner. A very large gentleman and a lady less great but will face angry with me. I open the suitcase. Books (then as they begin to think that I must be a dangerous type). And a vanity. Lo and behold alynne rooker the problem.
The problem is that the bottle of shaving foam was offering, that is, I bought one of those extra-long alynne rooker size with do not know how many percent over quantity. And, perhaps, the international alynne rooker safety standards say about it, perhaps I can hijack the plane. Perhaps. That is, the Great World Police afraid alynne rooker to go to a bald guy unbalanced and take flight in the shaving foam and Lie chorrazos foam against the crew, the hundred-odd passengers and later, in the cabin, let blind the pilot and co-pilot with foam supply of Gadi to gain control of the device, though, only driving with one hand and with the other, always pointing the sprai the face of overload that terrified, agreed to all my desires terrorists .
This entry WAS posted on Thursday, November 18th, 2010 at | WAS This entry posted on the_time the_time at 4:03 pm and is Filed under General. The entry is tagged under You Can follow any Responses alynne rooker to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments alynne rooker and pings are currently closed. 26 ResponsesDE AS AN OFFER OF Gadi made me DANGEROUS to international terrorist "" Clara's Purple alynne rooker says: November 18th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
It is to laugh ... If size was so big, you could have ended up in Guantanamo: sure it was a weapon of mass destruction! alynne rooker The paranoia which we arrived at the airport is amazing. Lasosita says: November 18th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
and I say, where is the difference between a plane to explode, (many people die) and to blow a train or a bus, subway, etc. (too many people die. because to go by train and bus do not look anything (you can take what you want in the bags) and to go by plane you can not take or foam ... Elisabeth says: November 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
For em France, alynne rooker after that attack alynne rooker in New York, not just any backpack esetouraban esquezida anywhere, but that set up the "Plan Vixipirata" (ridiculous name a few have taken comic monologues fantastic), prohibit boats, jars, bottles ( as everywhere, but the funny thing is that the plan, for trains and buses, the plan was to put adhesive in places dedicated to bags (not to leave a bomb there?). there any plan anti-terrorrista more stupid?
Yesterday I was at the airport in Geneva. In passing the security checkpoint, the girl who would just ahead of me in line made him open the bag because the scanner (I imagine that will write well) said beep beep. He had a tool ... takes massive opening bottles (a propaganda opener Heineken ...). He had to leave it there, sadly abandoned to their fate ... How Swiss are a maniac of punctuality, I joined with before too long, so I decided to take a walk around the exclusivíiiiiisimo duty free airport. Of course, we were in Switzerland, so we could not miss the shops of chocolates, cheeses, and ... knife! Have you ever wondered why the case was joined with that stupid grin on the store of Victorinox, of these multipurpose knives, have the duty free Geneva airport (as you know, the duty free are already in the boarding area, where it already do not have to spend any security control ...). I could not avoid: in my best French parvulario asked the friendly clerk what was the largest knife he had for sale. And voilà: My predecessor in line scanner could not get on the plane with your bottle opener Heineken, but I made my trip Geneva-Port taking a knife in the pocket of my jacket outside a sheet of eight inches long ... Chamádeslle "paranoia" to something that has another name much simpler: a market economy. What do you think, more fun than sad? You need to laugh. From it, all against all ... Mr Tichborne says: November 18th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
The wonderful world of air safety! Other objects with which you can hijack a Boeing and are
When going up the first of these aircraft had to take days, the security, after putting my bag in the scanner breeding or what you call the magic this widget on where to put it, paráronme. I had to open the suitcase. There was something strange.
Imagine the scene: I there, barefoot, removed the belt (the pants fall half), coat with a tray, while everyone looked at me amazed. A woman caught in her tiny lap, just in case. I started to hallucinate and I already looked like a hairdresser Arcade posing Interviú in the balls, pardon, and counted in La Noria. I would put. Ai spoil.
Descalciño go to a corner. A very large gentleman and a lady less great but will face angry with me. I open the suitcase. Books (then as they begin to think that I must be a dangerous type). And a vanity. Lo and behold alynne rooker the problem.
The problem is that the bottle of shaving foam was offering, that is, I bought one of those extra-long alynne rooker size with do not know how many percent over quantity. And, perhaps, the international alynne rooker safety standards say about it, perhaps I can hijack the plane. Perhaps. That is, the Great World Police afraid alynne rooker to go to a bald guy unbalanced and take flight in the shaving foam and Lie chorrazos foam against the crew, the hundred-odd passengers and later, in the cabin, let blind the pilot and co-pilot with foam supply of Gadi to gain control of the device, though, only driving with one hand and with the other, always pointing the sprai the face of overload that terrified, agreed to all my desires terrorists .
This entry WAS posted on Thursday, November 18th, 2010 at | WAS This entry posted on the_time the_time at 4:03 pm and is Filed under General. The entry is tagged under You Can follow any Responses alynne rooker to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments alynne rooker and pings are currently closed. 26 ResponsesDE AS AN OFFER OF Gadi made me DANGEROUS to international terrorist "" Clara's Purple alynne rooker says: November 18th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
It is to laugh ... If size was so big, you could have ended up in Guantanamo: sure it was a weapon of mass destruction! alynne rooker The paranoia which we arrived at the airport is amazing. Lasosita says: November 18th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
and I say, where is the difference between a plane to explode, (many people die) and to blow a train or a bus, subway, etc. (too many people die. because to go by train and bus do not look anything (you can take what you want in the bags) and to go by plane you can not take or foam ... Elisabeth says: November 18th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
For em France, alynne rooker after that attack alynne rooker in New York, not just any backpack esetouraban esquezida anywhere, but that set up the "Plan Vixipirata" (ridiculous name a few have taken comic monologues fantastic), prohibit boats, jars, bottles ( as everywhere, but the funny thing is that the plan, for trains and buses, the plan was to put adhesive in places dedicated to bags (not to leave a bomb there?). there any plan anti-terrorrista more stupid?
Yesterday I was at the airport in Geneva. In passing the security checkpoint, the girl who would just ahead of me in line made him open the bag because the scanner (I imagine that will write well) said beep beep. He had a tool ... takes massive opening bottles (a propaganda opener Heineken ...). He had to leave it there, sadly abandoned to their fate ... How Swiss are a maniac of punctuality, I joined with before too long, so I decided to take a walk around the exclusivíiiiiisimo duty free airport. Of course, we were in Switzerland, so we could not miss the shops of chocolates, cheeses, and ... knife! Have you ever wondered why the case was joined with that stupid grin on the store of Victorinox, of these multipurpose knives, have the duty free Geneva airport (as you know, the duty free are already in the boarding area, where it already do not have to spend any security control ...). I could not avoid: in my best French parvulario asked the friendly clerk what was the largest knife he had for sale. And voilà: My predecessor in line scanner could not get on the plane with your bottle opener Heineken, but I made my trip Geneva-Port taking a knife in the pocket of my jacket outside a sheet of eight inches long ... Chamádeslle "paranoia" to something that has another name much simpler: a market economy. What do you think, more fun than sad? You need to laugh. From it, all against all ... Mr Tichborne says: November 18th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
The wonderful world of air safety! Other objects with which you can hijack a Boeing and are
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